Hallelujah- Vacation's Almost Here

I'm whistling while I work.

Only I'm not whistling.

Or working.

More like humming.

While packing.

This kind of started out to the tune of the Hallelujah chorus.

But then I got lost somewhere around Hallelujah.

So it is more like a poem. That doesn't rhyme or have rhythm.

Just go with me, people.

Going on vacation
to the beach
In Florida
where there's sand
and sun
and water

We have packed up the snacks
to take with us
and movies
and books
and diet pepsi
no maps

The King is preparing
the chariot
with gas
and oil
and the useless
Bag of Tools

Off we go....to Florida: on vacation; have to pack; need a tan
Dread the beach....bathing suits; ugly thighs; big sharks
Cannot wait.....eating out; every meal; no laundry
Get there soon....drive fast; no stopping; gotta hold it

I will blog
if I feel like it
maybe not
just depends
on the weather
and the fam

White legs
on the sand
oh the glare
get your glasses

Bathing suit
must cover
all the parts
that droop and sag

Cover ups
are my friends
gotta use them
hide the body

I am rambling
can you tell
I've lost focus
gotta help me

So sorry
this was bad
I am stopping
It is way late

Don't make fun
In the comments
I'm exhausted
Last week of school

Comments

[Queen Mother]

Hallelujah!

[franticallysimple]

Not making fun.
That was (ahem) lovely.
Enjoy your vacation!

[Michelle]

Yeah! We leave for Destin in 1 week and we are counting down the minutes, so I can understand how excited you are. Have Fun!! You deserve it!

[[email protected]]

I couldn't keep up the tune. I tried. I've got no rhythm. You are a creative genius.

[Sandy]

That was awesome.

[Robyn]

Where in Florida? I grew up going to Destin & Gulf Shores every summer so I can offer some dining/recreation advice and places to avoid. Email me if you'd like the low down. :)

[Fuschia]

OOOOHHH you could come visit me!! Maybe just a quick Starbucks...I'm buyin'!!
Honestly, you don't really want to spend your whole vacation at the beach...sand, sticky salt water, heat...YUCK!
Can you tell I've lived here my whole life?.
Although my dream vacation does involve white stuff covering the ground...only it's SNOW!
Have a great time...the Starbuck's offer stands!!

[pinkmommy]

Have fun! Wish I was there, only not because I am vowing not to show my ever expanding waistline in a bathing suit in public one time this summer. Get some sun for me! I sure could use it!

[Rebecca]

Have a great time! Enjoy the relaxtion...read a book on the beach and eat some seafood for me!!

[Janel]

Yay! Vacation!!! Enjoy the beach. I need the beach - Now would be good.

[Meredith]

Have a fabulous vacation! The NO LAUNDRY sounded wonderful. :)

[Fresh Girl]

Hmmm, if you're going to Fort Walton beach, keep an eye out for my brother, SIL, and nephew -- they're leaving tomorrow for a week at the beach, too! And tell them not to let the baby drown. :(

[Christie]

Have an excellent time. Please blog while you're away!

[Kelly @ Love Well]

Queen B headed out for vacation
To travel across this great nation
She was headed for fun
So the King was the one
To drive and not get a citation

Have a GREAT TIME! Avoid the semis on the freeway, as I'm sure they'll remember you.

And while I selfishly hope you post while you're away, if you don't, relax and know that we'll be here waiting for you.

[d]

Have a great vacation.

[Soliloquy]

And now I must ask....

What movies?

Gilligan's Island, right??

[Such The Spot]

Have a fabulous time soaking up the sun on the beach! I'm jealous.

[Tammy]

Just returned from Destin. The water's a bit cool for the over 8 crowd! But the sun and sand were just perfect!

Always remember my beach motto:
There is ALWAYS somebody bigger than you, wearing a smaller swimsuit. Find them. Place your towel next to them. Enjoy!

Have fun Queen.

[Daphne]

How dare you say "you don't feel it." I mean listen to yourself. You are a rhyming, creative genius.

Have fun!! We leave in 3 weeks. Can't wait!

[Kellyn]

Have a great time! I am only a little (a lot) jealous. Vacation sounds just lovely right now.

[ValleyGirl]

Haha, I love Tammy's "beach motto" (a couple of comments before me) ~ that's awesome! I may have to remember that one myself. If and when it ever gets warm enough here to go to the beach.

The poem was great! Hope you have the best vacation ever!!!!