Y'all know I had an issue this fall.
I can't even begin to tell you how many perfectly good items were ruined this season by creepy birds of prey.
Well. Today, they crossed the line.
And by "they", I'm not quite sure who I am referring to, but you better believe I will be finding somebody to blame for this outbreak.
I had about 30 minutes to kill today, so I took a little meander through Target. I walked the perimeter and found that the Christmas decorations were being placed on the shelves.
(Which I do have to say is much better than Hobby Lobby. They've had their display out since June.)
I turned down the first aisle and immediately stood in disbelief.
No.
It couldn't be.
CHRISTMAS OWLS?
Who decided that owls would now be a part of our Christmas?
I get the reindeer. And even the polar bears. I've become accustomed to the occasional penguin.
Though I'm not actually sure why penguins are infiltrating traditional holiday decor.
But I cannot accept owls.
I made my way down the next aisle.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
It's just too much.
There should not be owls messing with Christmas.
They can have fall.
But not Christmas.
Target had maybe 20% of their Christmas get-up displayed. Do you think The Owls are going to play a more prominent role? Do you think there will be an entire Owl Section?
Have you seen other Christmas Owls?
Will they make a sudden appearance in THE NATIVITY SCENE?
I can just see it now. Somebody's gonna have An Owl watching over Baby Jesus. The donkeys, the goats, the cows & The Owls...all gathered around the manger.
NOT IN MY NATIVITY, PEOPLE.
Please tell me that you agree with me. Please tell me that you will not condone The Great Owl Takeover of 2010.
Are you with me?
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To read about & hear a pretty amazing o-w-l, however, check this out.